I was a normal hot summer day, so we figured we would take the kids to a local lake to go swimming. I never though we would see what we did.

We put our towels on the sand and I look over at the lake. I see this guy walking into the water.  (By the way, all images can be enlarged…if you dare)

And I think to myself, “Wow a guy in a Speedo, that’s kinda great!”  So this guy goes swimming for a while (that’s goggles in his hand there) and when he comes out of the lake he looks to the left, looks to the right, and then does one of those moves that you usually see women doing (n slow motion) in commercials. He throws his head back and smooths back his hair. Then he looks around again to see who is watching him.

So of course I watch to see where he goes. He has a towel in the middle of the beach by himself. Then he lays down. I play with the kids for a while and then glance back over, and that is when I see this:

Umm, wow! Ok, It must be that awesome pattern on his Speedo, because I’m not seeing what I think I am seeing. It has to be some optical illusion or something because at this point a bunch of people sat next to him. Seriously, two different families surrounded this guy. (I cropped them out of the pictures because they were innocent bystanders…I think). So I get a slightly different angle, to make sure.

This guy is obviously excited about how GREAT he is! And really who can blame him? This guy has to be famous, but I have no idea who he is! That would be the only reason why TWO families would sit like a foot away from him with that thing in plain view! 

So if you know who this guy is, please let me know! (I wasn’t going to post a picture of his face, but like I said he HAS to be a big star and people take pictures of celebrities all the time.)

My man said he thinks he is the yoga instructor from  The couples Retreat. Here’s a pic of him…Hmmmmm

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